I could just leave it at “you’re going to have to scrape me off the floor with a spatula because I have been flattened by Radiohead love” but where’s the fun in that?

If you want random squealing go to stormantia’s journal here. However, I have chose to present to you an almost-coherent review of Radiohead’s In Rainbows:

( so maybe you had me from the opening chord )

So, I'm writing my essay on Gulliver's Travels at about 6:00 am and yes I am extremely tired and instead of analyzing how Jonathan Swift manages to be an authoritarian dick while providing a lengthy list of reasons Why King George I Sucks A Lot this thought occurred to me ( Read more... )

Guys, it's a book meme. How can I not do it? I mean ... a book meme - that I stole from soujiokita and adapted from asgt's slightly different version. Of course it's more important than reading Shakespeare!

( I reed real gud )

I have like ... a page left in my lab write-up. And instead of working on that I decided to watch more Storm Hawks. I'm starting to think I fail at life. So much for good study habits.

( Spoilers for episode 9 )

I need a new best friend. Because the current one is totally ruining any respect I might have for myself. Or that other people might have for me.

Meme stolen from stormantia

( If fandoms were boys )

I really like the name Peter. As do I like the name Henry. Woe upon whatever children that may be unfortunate enough to have me for a mother, for they will be given names for which other schoolchildren will mock them.

And, is it just me, or does it seem that as time progresses, our speech gets considerably dumber? I'm reading Gulliver's Travels ( Read more... )

Dear BBC,

Is there any possible way in the world you could have made your production of Richard II any more fucking boring? I want those three hours of my life back, thanks.

The play is kind of stupid anyway.

HENRY IV: I, uh, just kind of want what's mine, considering you sort-of exiled me for no reason and then robbed my father's property ( Read more... )

I am required to do this online course i.e. watch videos on alcohol. I have been doing this for the past two and a half hours. I do not believe that they have said but three things of which I was not already aware. The program is both inane and condescending, and I am about to murder something.

"Sexual assault is always wrong."

No shitAlso: I ( Read more... )

Today (at work) I managed to splash boiling funnel cake grease all over my hand. Funnel cake grease is very, very hot and it hurts like hell. However, it didn't start to blister until about now (approximately seven hours after the fact). I do not appreciate this delayed blistering, Mr. Hand. I do not appreciate it at all ( Read more... )

I am re-reading skimming a book I read when I was approximately fourteen. Intellectually I know that it is crap. This does not change the fact that I am enjoying it immensely. Does this mean that I am stupid, or does it simply imply that my taste is unforgivably bad?

I like how I ask that question while listening to Cyndi Lauper.